Personal philosophy: pants optional.

 

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe's acceptance speech for the Man of the Year Glamour Award, 2013. (x)

I know this is supposed to be like “ooh so hot” or “damn I want one” and all that but I can’t get past the fact that he’s wearing crocs…. like no stop that now

I know this is supposed to be like “ooh so hot” or “damn I want one” and all that but I can’t get past the fact that he’s wearing crocs…. like no stop that now

(Source: um-maluco-total)

pizza:

poo-sex:

sometimes i wonder what goes through people’s heads before they create their URL

wise words from tumblr user poo-sex

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

(Source: basedgosh)

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

(Source: baby-fish-mouth)

gaysexistheanswer:

hungarian:

someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer

thank you