Personal philosophy: pants optional.

 

ashtonstawp:

calumtoe:

tequilashton:

WHY HAS NOBODY TALKED ABOUT THIS?

BECAUSE WE ALL DIED OF LAUGHTER

I FOLLOWED HER ON TWITTER AND I WAN LITERALLY SCREAMING FROM LAUGHTER

ashtonstawp:

calumtoe:

tequilashton:

WHY HAS NOBODY TALKED ABOUT THIS?

BECAUSE WE ALL DIED OF LAUGHTER

I FOLLOWED HER ON TWITTER AND I WAN LITERALLY SCREAMING FROM LAUGHTER

(Source: mikashton)

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

the-winchester-initiative:

good-angel-bad-wolf:

luciferisasexybagofdicks:

badwolflaurel:

froghat:

satisfactual:steamboat-willies:

let’s have a moment of silence for the most attractive disney characters that were only alive for 2 minutes of the film

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#you’ll be in our hearts #always

so tarzan’s dad is jared padalecki

if you look hard enough his mom is jensen ackles

and Tarzan is like a baby Misha….

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What is wrong with this fandom?

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(Source: arthurclennam)

zoeleiermosuckra:

rionsanura:

morgan4816:

morrissarty:

aspidelaps:

flygex-eatin-on-softies:

i-am-my-own-division:

stalkingstalkerthatstalks:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

purrplekat1989:

yadelah:

blktauna:

cwnerd12:

thedailymeme:

Over-Educated Problems

but the costuming is so historically inaccurate

The armour is from oddly mixed locations and periods..

Exactly what kind of Native American tribe is this suppose to be?

The subtitles on your foreign bad guys aren’t what they’re actually saying.

That didn’t happen for another two years…

THAT OBJECT IS NOT FLAMMABLE

BUT THE VOLCANO WOULDN’T HAVE ERUPTED THAT QUICKLY WTF

JUST BECAUSE A SNAKE IS MOVING DOESN’T MEAN THAT IT’S RATTLING THAT’S NOT EVEN A RATTLESNAKE GOD DAMN.

THOSE AREN’T THE RIGHT FANGS THAT’S NOT WHERE THE TONGUE GOES THEY DON’T MAKE THAT NOISE THAT IS A CAT HISS THAT’S MADE OUT OF LIKE 3 SPECIES THAT ISN’T HOW HEAT PITS WORK THEY CAN’T DO THAT WITH THEIR TONGUE HOW DO YOU GET SOMETHING THAT IS JUST A HEAD ON A BODY SO WRONG

tigers don’t yowl like cats goddamn that bird does not make that noise YOU CANNOT TALK TO EACH OTHER WHILE YOU’RE FREEFALLING AT TERMINAL VELOCITY SHOOTING AT A PARKED CAR DOES NOT MAKE IT EXPLODE THAT PIECE OF WOOD IS LIKE ONE CENTIMETRE THICK IT”S NOT GOING TO STOP A BULLET

WOMEN DIDN’T HAVE HIGHLIGHTS IN THE 1700S

THAT SPECIES DOESN’T LIVE THERE AND WOULD IN FACT DIE IN THAT ENVIRONMENT

THAT VIRUS COULD NOT PHYSICALLY TRAVEL THROUGH THE ENTIRE BODY IN 10 SECONDS.

zoeleiermosuckra:

rionsanura:

morgan4816:

morrissarty:

aspidelaps:

flygex-eatin-on-softies:

i-am-my-own-division:

stalkingstalkerthatstalks:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

purrplekat1989:

yadelah:

blktauna:

cwnerd12:

thedailymeme:

Over-Educated Problems

but the costuming is so historically inaccurate

The armour is from oddly mixed locations and periods..

Exactly what kind of Native American tribe is this suppose to be?

The subtitles on your foreign bad guys aren’t what they’re actually saying.

That didn’t happen for another two years…

THAT OBJECT IS NOT FLAMMABLE

BUT THE VOLCANO WOULDN’T HAVE ERUPTED THAT QUICKLY WTF

JUST BECAUSE A SNAKE IS MOVING DOESN’T MEAN THAT IT’S RATTLING THAT’S NOT EVEN A RATTLESNAKE GOD DAMN.

THOSE AREN’T THE RIGHT FANGS THAT’S NOT WHERE THE TONGUE GOES THEY DON’T MAKE THAT NOISE THAT IS A CAT HISS THAT’S MADE OUT OF LIKE 3 SPECIES THAT ISN’T HOW HEAT PITS WORK THEY CAN’T DO THAT WITH THEIR TONGUE HOW DO YOU GET SOMETHING THAT IS JUST A HEAD ON A BODY SO WRONG

tigers don’t yowl like cats goddamn that bird does not make that noise YOU CANNOT TALK TO EACH OTHER WHILE YOU’RE FREEFALLING AT TERMINAL VELOCITY SHOOTING AT A PARKED CAR DOES NOT MAKE IT EXPLODE THAT PIECE OF WOOD IS LIKE ONE CENTIMETRE THICK IT”S NOT GOING TO STOP A BULLET

WOMEN DIDN’T HAVE HIGHLIGHTS IN THE 1700S

THAT SPECIES DOESN’T LIVE THERE AND WOULD IN FACT DIE IN THAT ENVIRONMENT

THAT VIRUS COULD NOT PHYSICALLY TRAVEL THROUGH THE ENTIRE BODY IN 10 SECONDS.

(Source: thedailymeme)

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

Played 70,650 times

a collection of Chris Evans’s laughter to make you laugh in less than 5 seconds!

try not to smile. I dare you

(Source: consultingpiemaker)

bruuke:

does he have any fans

(Source: sharkfacegangportugal)