when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk
What’s the word on the street?
*DJs at a high school prom*
*only plays gangnam style*
*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*